A few years back, when Eric and I shared the duties of driving our beloved green 1995 Ford Taurus, I noticed after a while that he had taken it upon himself to decorate it with various ornaments, one of them being a massive feather that stuck out of the passenger side visor.

He was in the car with me one day, as I think I was driving him somewhere. He was pretty quiet, and I remember asking him about the feather. The conversation that followed went something like this....

"Oh man, I never told you about that story?" he asked.

"No," I said, wondering what in God's name was coming my way.

"Oh man it was hilarious. We were driving around Harding Street one night, right? When all of a sudden I told whoever was driving to stop the car," he said.

"Why?"

"You ever drive up around there? Dude, there are friggin turkeys everywhere! So I jumped out of the car and ran after one and yanked this feather out of its ass!"

"What the......."

Another notch on the belt for the old bro, it seems.

-Matt P.